Keith
07-29-2008, 12:25 PM
A woman age 90 has wed for the 4th time when asked about her previous marrages she had this to say.
My first husband was a banker we was married for 12 years, untill he passed away.
My Second husband was a Circus ring master we had 18 years together before he died.
My third husband was Vicar, we only had 2 years together before he passed away.
My current husband is a Funeral Director and we are very happy together.
When asked why she married such a diverse range of professionals she replied
Well I married:
1 for the money,
2 for the show,
3 to get ready,
and 4 to go!
My first husband was a banker we was married for 12 years, untill he passed away.
My Second husband was a Circus ring master we had 18 years together before he died.
My third husband was Vicar, we only had 2 years together before he passed away.
My current husband is a Funeral Director and we are very happy together.
When asked why she married such a diverse range of professionals she replied
Well I married:
1 for the money,
2 for the show,
3 to get ready,
and 4 to go!