just a joke =)

[chris!!!!]

there are three kinds of people. those who can count, and those who cannot :D i just thought it was funny lol

[chris!!!!]

and also this 1 ... eighty-two point six percent of statistics are made up on the spot :cool:

[chris!!!!]

i dont kill flies but i like to mess bwith their minds. i hold them above globes. they freak out and yell, "whoa, i'm way too high!". :eek:

[dave]

to be honest these jokes are quite pathetic really:p. was it Jess who came up with them for you?

[chris!!!!]

no it was the naked jape :o

[chris!!!!]

your level.. one of my dads lol... i was talking to the fat lady from the circus today, she told me she was pregnant and the father of the baby is the knife thrower, i asked them what did they want, boy or girl, the knife thrower replied, "i'm not bothered, so long as it fits in a cannon". :p

[dave]

a proper joke for you.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[penny4]

i dont normally get jokes but ohhhh i laughed a lot at that one now im not sayn which one of the penny 4 i am nadine steve jemma ur liam .....:p :p :p

um didnt scrool down till later un saw the others it was the countn one that gigggggled me ...

[penny4]

there are three kinds of people. those who can count, and those who cannot :D i just thought it was funny lol
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